durrell@husc4.HARVARD.EDU (Speaker-To-Eris) (01/18/90)
Time for another Jeremy story. Being a friendly type, I thought I would introduce my dear friend Jeremy to the wonders of "Bob" by means of the Book. He doesn't need the slack, but he should know about "Bob". Everybody should know about "Bob". Some people should know "Bob" in the classic sense - but I digress. A month or so after I lent it to him, I decided that I wanted it back, so I dropped by his room and demanded it. He looked somewhat shamefaced. "I wiped my ass with it." "What?" I said. "It said it should be kept in the bathroom, and I ran out of toilet paper, so I used some pages instead," he said. He will, of course, be buying me a new copy. In anycase, I submit that this shows more slack than all the "Bob" bitmaps and all the *ibos combined. Jeremy has become my favorite ShortDurPerSave. Note his example well. Bryant Now *that's* an excremeditation ceremony.