[talk.bizarre] The Pit Bull Terrier - Cerberuses little brother

mm@lectroid.sw.stratus.com (Mike Mahler) (05/24/90)

	"I weep for the future."

		- Host in resturaunt in Ferris Bueller's Day Off


	

chip@tct.uucp (Chip Salzenberg) (05/26/90)

According to smidt@milou.cd.chalmers.se (Peter Smidt):
>1. Where could you buy a Pit Bull cub, I doubt you could get it from any
>	ordinary kennel society?

If all you want is a run-of-the-mill Pit
Bull, a kennel society will have it.  But
for a real man's Pit Bull, with X-ray eyes
and radioactive fangs, Brand X Industries
is your only choice.

>2. Which are the different races the Pit Bull is 'composed' of,
>	and in which proportions is the Pit Bull made from the other races?

It's mostly PSU student, with some BIFF
and Portal, with a touch of Oleg Kiselev
and Clay Bond for sheer malice.

>3. Are the real name Pit Bull or should it be Pet Bull Terrier, and where
>	do the name come from?

Actually, they prefer to be called
"Mr. Pit Bull, Sir."

>5. Why are the Pit Bull so aggressive. Common terriers are not considered
>	any dangerous. Is their any biological explanation?

I doesn't knows about others, but my Pit
Bull are agressive when I uses incorrect
verbs.

>6. Is it possibly to train such an aggresive dog, like the Pit Bull
>	to be a watch dog and just not a 'attack' dog?

I think not.  The last time I tried to use
my Pit Bull as a watch dog, it ate my watch.

>7. Could you under any circumstances have children play with a Pit Bull?

Only if it's dead.

>8. Could you consider a dog to be evil, this one would certainly fit
>	the description?

No.  What's evil is a mind-bogglingly
stupid dog owner who cross-posts pet
articles to talk.bizarre.

>9. How much do Pit Bulls differ from dobermans in dangerousness (on a
>	scale from 1 to 100, where a doberman count as 20 and a wild tiger
>	counts as 100)?

I'd rate mine about 80 on a scale of 100.
Compare with 90 for a PSU student with
Usenet privileges.

>10. Do they attack without barking, or do they just snarl when attacking
>	(like the doberman)?

My Pit Bull does a karate yell.  But then,
like I said, I got my Pit Bull from Brand
X Industries, so he's not quite...normal.

>11. What are their physical strength compared to a doberman (or any other
>	similar dog)?

My Pit Bull bites the tops off beer
bottles.  I just wish he would wait for me
to stop drinking when he does that.

>12. Do you need a license to have a trained Pit Bull?

No, but you should need a license to post
to Usenet.

>13. Are they 'forbidden' in any states?

Anyone in a state of confusion should not
have a Pit Bull.

>14. How big are they (weight, lenght)?

Bigger than a breadbox.

>15. Are they god at hearing and smelling?

Pit Bulls are powerful, but I wouldn't go
so far as to call them "gods."

>Enough from me, for this time.

You got that right, Bo.
-- 
Chip, the new t.b answer man    <chip%tct@ateng.com>, <uunet!ateng!tct!chip>