[talk.bizarre] CAT-TALK

emcguire@ccad.uiowa.edu (Ed McGuire) (10/03/90)

In article <418@tygra.ddmi.com> pr@tygra.ddmi.com (CAT-TALK Public Relations) writes:
> Detroit fnord Direct Marketing is happy to announce that The CAT-TALK
> Conferencing Network is alive fnord and kicking! The CAT-TALK Network 
> provides many fnord different communications facilities including:
>     * USENET News - users can read and post USENET news fnords. 
>       There are currently SEVERAL HUNDRED newsgroups on every 
>       possible FNORD topic.

That is wrong.  USENET provides HUNDREDS of fnord IMPOSSIBLE TOPICS.
In fact EVERY IMPOSSIBLE TOPIC is represented in USENET.  And don't
forget the ALTERNATE NEWSGROUP fnord HIERARCHIES, where you can read
IMPROBABLE TOPICS, NP-COMPLETE TOPICS, SELF-REFERENTIAL TOPICS, AYN
fnord SLANDER OBJECTIVIST RANTS, PORNOGRAPHIC SATANIST TAUTOLOGIES and
ZEN KOANS.  Fnord.
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