xanthian@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Kent Paul Dolan) (11/18/90)
To the intense delight of talk.bizarre readers everywhere, and the relief of a net held so long helpless in the grasp of the keyboard that never rests, it was learned today that the so called "man from xanth" has apparently, if the legalese has been correctly interpreted, been of the class "free man" after a six year cycle of courts and divorce lawyers since roughly the first of August, though, in his continuing severe depression, he only now had bothered to open letters containing the corresponding legal documents. One is forced to envision nubile young news readers everywhere knitting brows briefly together, mouthing the required mantra "so the fuck what?", and leaning with great exactness and precision upon the "n" keys of their multitudinous keyboards, looking for that elusive article in a thousand that will heighten their pulses, quicken their breath, and puddle warmth between their thighs, like so many late second millenium Rockettes in their simultaneity. The chances that this will lead the divorced person in question to acquire the oft recommended entities "clue", "life", or "job" remain to be evaluated with exactness, but seem so far vanishingly slender. Still, it passes the time. Kent, the man from xanth. <xanthian@Zorch.SF-Bay.ORG> <xanthian@well.sf.ca.us>