[talk.bizarre] X-mas Sucks

gordon@frog.UUCP (Gordon Douglass) (12/11/90)

Did you ever notice how there are so many irrate people when x-mas
comes around?
I often feel like Mad Max. To bad I don't have a dog, But I do have a 
cat. I am afraid to drive thinking some lady is going to cut me off and 
put me out for a couple of weeks in traction. Then just trying to
go x-mas shopping, it seems as though everyone is going to miss
x-mas if they don't get to pay for the items their picking up.
So I have an idea just walk out with your items without paying,
If someone approches you give them the money and say I couldn't deal
with the people or you can go to court over the merchandise. Hey
it's kinda like credit, you can pay now or pay later. Possible
not pay at all. Neat Idea....

Santa D. claws