[talk.bizarre] Will this *thread* ever halt?

smryan@clipper.ingr.com (Steven Ryan) (06/18/91)

>Since you obviously weren't paying attention: ``Self-contained C
>program'' was defined by Doug to mean one that used neither malloc()
>nor an unpredictable external input.
>
>> Your conclusion
>> therefore only applies to bounded programs.
>
>No shit. That's what ``for any given *size*'' means: it's a *bound*.
>(``Welcome to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Can you say `bound'? B-O-U-N-D.
>Bound. Very good, boys and girls. This is a bound.'')

And of course I missed were you put a bound on all external storage, including
temporary files, discs, mag tapes, and whatever else.

You're just so sexy.
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silver@xrtll (Hi Ho Silver) (06/21/91)

Sayeth smryan@clipper.ingr.com (Steven Ryan):
$And of course I missed were you put a bound on all external storage, including
$temporary files, discs, mag tapes, and whatever else.

   This is even more effective if your girlfriend is bound as well.

$You're just so sexy.

   Particularly since I managed to bind myself to my girlfriend and
we're both STARK NAKED in the back of our BLACK WINDOWLESS VAN trying
to find a way to get out so that we can run across the parking lot and
into the 7-11 with our PRIVATE PARTS BOUNCING ALL OVER THE PLACE where
EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM.

   It wouldn't have been so bad if she'd finished shaving my PUBIC HAIR
because then I wouldn't have gotten any of them caught in the ropes.
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