xanthian@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Kent Paul Dolan) (06/28/91)
jcoughli@vela.acs.oakland.edu (John Coughlin) writes: > *** INTRODUCING *** > MacArmageddon > The new, user friendly targetting system for > Intercontinental Balistic Missiles. > Imagine: the DEW line is lit up like a christmas > tree, SAC is on DEFCON 4, and the Polaris' are > already flying. But you can't get your load off > because of your antiquated launch system; between > launch codes, interlocks, and arming procedures, > what is a silo gopher to do? Well, it doesn't have > to be that way, because now there's a software > package for you. A software package that brings > the job of launching your rocket into the realm of > the personal computer. A software package that > knows your needs and caters to them. > MacArmageddon. > With MacArmageddon, there's no difficult > procedures. Just move your mouse pointer to the > target on the map, click once, and then double > click on "launch". There, see? You've just sent a > MIRV bus on its one way trip, without any of the > unwanted hassles. So forget about that old system > you're using. It's time for a change. > No misplaced warheads. Reduced collateral damage. > Maximum yield efficiency. MacArmageddon. The > friendly thermonuclear warfare interface. > System requirements: > Macintosh SE30 > 4 Meg Ram > 60 Meg Hard Drive > MX missile with at least 2 megaton total yield > MIRVS not included > Coming soon: MacArmageddon for Trident > MacArmageddon for SAC As long as the posting is about nuclear war anyway, I just want it to be CLEARELY understood that the Amiga can do the job in 1/4th the memory, with better graphics, with optional pull down target menus, and True Multitasking, so you can be editing your last will and testament while launching the news flock of MIRVs, AND listening to Flight of the Valkeries on the amazing four channel sound system, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. It's just a simple matter of programming. Naturally, the Amiga being a fully equipped computer, the MIRVs come _with_ the package. YES, it's TRUE; don't face the last trump without your trusty Amiga! Maybe we ought to have one of those performance comparisions like they do at all the big computer conferences? I believe they call them "shoot outs"? /// It's Amiga /// for me: why Kent, the man from xanth. \\\/// settle for <xanthian@Zorch.SF-Bay.ORG> <xanthian@well.sf.ca.us> \XX/ anything less? -- Convener, COMPLETED comp.sys.amiga grand reorganization.