arndt@lymph.dec.com (09/15/86)
Golly! Wow! I guess Bro Jed ain't heard about STDs yet. Or he'd know that NOTHIN' is goin' on down in the DARKROOM - between two people at least. But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa?? I know. I'll bet when he went there he didn't talk to Bro Tutu or kiss Missy Mandella and cheer for 'necklaces'. Bet he actually missed the foreign press corp handouts and talked to some of the 'natives' and heard them say, 'Please don't institute sanctions. Why do you want to hurt US??" (The answer is of course, 'we're goin' to put you out of work and make you starve in order to save you from the best working conditions and best standard of living in ALL of Africa and give you the right to be oppressed by BLACKS - like in all the other African countries - instead of by, ugh, WHITES!' And doing THAT is more important than ANYTHING else that might come about with it - like another communist country in the world for which we don't have to care about how THEY treat THEIR citizens or OUR economy if we are ever cut off from the minerals found only in South Africa and the good ole USSR.) But he must really be funny on campus. Imagine someone not a 'leftist' speaking out on an American campus! Where's the local 'freedom of speach' goon squad while he's speaking??? I mean if Jean Kirkpactrick and Sec. Schultz aren't allowed to speak, how come THIS guy get's away with it??? I'd think the fa-culty would be wetting their pants over him. Orrrr . . . . Is Bro Jed a 'leftist' plot to make anyone with 'religious' values look bad, or is he just a 'house nut'? Are there any similar travelin' road shows from the left around???? And if there are how would you tell them from the real thing? Keep chargin' Ken Arndt
brian@vaxwaller.UUCP (zippy the pinhead) (09/16/86)
In article <5362@decwrl.DEC.COM>, Ken Arndt writes: > Golly! Wow! > > I guess Bro Jed ain't heard about STDs yet. Or he'd know that NOTHIN' is goin' > on down in the DARKROOM - between two people at least. > > But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa?? > ... > But he must really be funny on campus. Imagine someone not a 'leftist' > speaking out on an American campus! ... > > Are there any similar travelin' road shows from the left around???? And if > there are how would you tell them from the real thing? > Okay, before net.jokes if filled with rerebutts and flames about this, pleeeez direct all such to net.jokes.d. I'm cross-posting this so that ANYONE who posts a follow-up will see it, and maybe think a little, and change the distribution list (just append a ".d" to net.jokes, okay). Praise the Lord, Zippy
jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) (09/17/86)
In article <5362@decwrl.DEC.COM> arndt@lymph.dec.com writes: >But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa?? > >Ken Arndt It's amazing, isn't it, how some people miss the obvious. Jeff Winslow
ir450@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU (ir450) (09/25/86)
In article <683@midas.UUCP> jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) writes: >In article <5362@decwrl.DEC.COM> arndt@lymph.dec.com writes: > >>But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa?? >> >>Ken Arndt > >It's amazing, isn't it, how some people miss the obvious. > > Jeff Winslow Its amazing that people even stop to listen to the CREEP!!! Here at UCSD, The Univerity of California San Diego, for the uninitiated, he assaulted a black woman at an Anti-Apartheid protest last Spring quarter. Jed is a reactionary idiot. You can't convince him that he is wrong, so why bother arguing with him. He enjoys arguing, so if you stop doing it, he will go away. Which is a blessing to us all. Brian Keves ARPA: keves%ra@sdcsvax.ucsd.edu Lab for Math and Stats UUCP: sdcsvax!ra!keves UCSD, La Jolla, CA PHONE: 619-450-6421 Any opinions expressed are my own and are not the opinions of my employer. -- Brian Keves ARPA: keves%ra@sdcsvax.ucsd.edu Lab for Math and Stats UUCP: sdcsvax!ra!keves UCSD, La Jolla, CA PHONE: 619-450-6421 Any opinions expressed are my own and are not the opinions of my employer.
jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) (09/26/86)
In article <2868@sdcc6.ucsd.EDU> ir450@sdcc6.UUCP () writes: >In article <5362@decwrl.DEC.COM> arndt@lymph.dec.com writes: > >>But most of all how in the world did he get it right about South Africa?? >> >>Ken Arndt > >Jed is a reactionary idiot. Great minds think alike. Jeff Winslow