dave@cylixb.UUCP (Dave Kirby) (09/11/86)
My wife found an advertisement in her new Miles Kimball catalog for a Nativity scene in which the people and animals were made out of COOKIES! Now you can not only have a touching scene of Christ's birth next Christmas, but after the holidays are over you can eat everybody involved. "What happened to the baby Jesus?" "Why are you asking me, Mommy? *burp*" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!cylixb!dave) (Yeah, I know it belongs properly in net.bizarre, but since that newsgroup is defunct I decided to cross-post it to net.jokes where it will inevitably draw its share of followup jokes and puns.)