James B Hofmann <hofmann@AMSAA.ARPA> (08/11/86)
Organization: **************************************************************************** ANNOUNCING: THE OFFICIAL KATE BUSH SKATEBOARD!!!! complete with digital readout! built in radio controlled walkman/diskman with transmitter! and headphones! PLUS --- a special compartment for your quiche and brie! Comes decorated with a ACTUAL reproduction of the cover of The Dreaming !!!!!!!AND!!!!!!! signed by Kate PERSONALLY!!!! Get one now! Get two! Get a hundred!!!!! Supplies are limited.... only $199.95 ... that's $199.95 ... ONly $199.95 ... again that's $199.95!!! ACT NOW AND GET A FREEEEEEEE pair of Kate Bush JAMS and ELBOWPADS!!! AND A pair of official Kate Bush sunglasses JUST like the ones she wore during the infamous Doug Alan Love Hounds interview!!!! AND if you act now, right now, we'll give you some Free!!! Soap scrapings, pubic hairs, Kate cat food and cigarette butts! only $199.95 ... that's $199.95.... visa and mastercard accepted - operators are standing by... call 1-800-BUY-BUSH ... that's 1-800-BUY-BUSH!!! Do it now! ******************************************************************************** "the cat eats the mouse and the mouse eats the cheese and the cheese just smells" - stan ridgeway. ARPA: hofmann@amsaa.arpa UUCP: seismo!amsaa!hofmann RUGNET: hofmann@shag.rug HAIRNET: hofmann@afro.hair