hofmann@AMSAA.ARPA (UN*X S*X SL*VE) (08/13/86)
Organization: Yo! Party people, wat up? You bang? you call? Nothing, man. Anyway, back to this party - we want the DEtails. Who started the Orgy? When did the police arrive? Who was the lady crumpled up on the toilet with needle in her arm? Were you able to scrape up Tim's droppings? Where's Doug's bong? and his Kate pubic hairs? Did anyone figure out how to remove the leather mask from Shelli's face? And did she tell why she changed the spelling of her name? What's with this "i" stuff, anyway, Shel? By the WAY: While you decadent popstar groupies were potying, I was conducting IMPORTANT scientific tests with my Kate Bush Big Sky 12" and some cool hardcore records. Well, I don't know if this means anything but I was able to fling the KT 12" about 120 feet but the hardcore slabs wouldn't go no further than 93 feet. Therefore, based on my scientific tests, Kate wins and is cooler than hardcore. HANGMAN.