IED0DXM@UCLAMVS.BITNET (11/15/86)
OK, NOW, YOU GUYS, GET OFF MY TERMINAL! Jeez... IED's menagerie of S.I.L. are getting out of hand, and he apologizes for any damage they might have been doing recently. They're being shipped back to Lewisham Heath next week sometime, as soon as IED can find a packing company that stocks shipping crates twenty-two feet high. Meanwhile, for those diligent students of the official newsletter (all one of you), the HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT number turns out to be Kate's birthday. Hardly a revelation, huh? So, EMI America, November 14 has come and gone, and where was the domestic Whole Story, or even a US 12" of "Experiment IV"? Typical. (Wouldn't have that sort of incompetence if giraffes were running the show, eh, Raffo?) (Too right...) What can IED say? They tricked him into telling them his password. At this point he's just thankful they're vegetarians: better the next-door neighbors' front lawns than IED's already dwindling supply of hair. Speaking of giraffes, the New Music Awards were re-broadcast by USA Network again last night. IED assumes all L-Hs watched, recorded and studied in slo-mo? "Experiment IV" is the greatest entity in the history of existence. -- Andrew Marvick (us, too) (too right)