[mod.music.gaffa] British Industry Pornographic awards

Love-Hounds-request@EDDIE.MIT.EDU.UUCP (02/11/87)

Really-From: wicinski@nrl-css.arpa (wicinski)


Last nite on Entertainment Tonite they clips from this
show which is suppossed to be shown at the end of the month here
in America.  They showed Peter Gabriel getting his award 
for "Best Male Sellout Artist" and they showed Kate
getting her award for "Best Female Cunt Rag".  Then they show
her smile and start to play with Phil Collin's prick onstage.
what a gal.

I just love it when everybody's pissed off at everybody else, makes me
feel all warm and gushy inside.  Now I know we'll have 
great discussions without any pansing wimpering yuppie whiner attitudes.


Sonic Youth is not turgid oatmeal, Rossi's mind is (mixed with
tequiala of course).

IED is not god, and does not merit being called the anti-christ either
(this is taylor as we know).  

There are too two to many Hsu's on this list. I saw the dreaming
on CD in a record store here.  they wanted 20 dollars.  I offered 5.
no deal.  

A friend of mine gave me a fan which was assummed to be broken.  I have
fixed it well enough to work.  I took the fan blade off and am attachin
a nice large dildo.  I am offering this to Sue T. as a peace offering.
It even has varying speeds.  (we know this is better than JD, since he
has to spend so much time writing about Dreams tho Real).

we are back
wank

Love-Hounds-request@EDDIE.MIT.EDU.UUCP (02/12/87)

Really-From: nessus (Doug Alan)

> [Wicinski:] we are back
> wank

Ahhh!  To once again breath in the delicious, fresh, hydrogen-sulfide
scent....

			|>oug

Love-Hounds-request@EDDIE.MIT.EDU.UUCP (02/12/87)

Really-From: ebm@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (Grady Toss)

wicinski@nrl-css.arpa (wicinski)

>...they showed Kate getting her award for "Best Female Cunt Rag".
>Then they show her smile and start to play with Phil Collin's
>prick onstage.

A friend of mine has pointed out: (1) The Spuds McKenzie advertisements
for XYZ beer seem to be promoting beastiality on prime-time network TV.
(2) No one has ever seen Spuds and Phil Collins in the same place at the
same time.  (3) In his latest TV commercial, Spuds can be seen playing
the drums, an instrument which Phil Collins also plays.  (4) If you play
"Sususudio" backwards you can hear a dog barking.

Interesting.

... gt

BTW, I think that's "Phil Collins' prick" not "Phil Collin's prick,"
unless you're talking about some Phil Collin that I don't know.