[net.sf-lovers] The Possibly Proper Death Litany

butenhof%orac.DEC@decwrl.ARPA (05/14/85)

From: butenhof%orac.DEC@decwrl.ARPA  (Those who can't do, emulate)

Brett Slocum asked about "the agnostics prayer" -- well, the correct name is
actually  "The  Possibly  Proper Death Litany", and it does indeed come from
Zelazny's  Creatures of Light And Darkness (an excellent book). That prayer,
and several other items from the lips of Madrak the Preacher appealed to me,
and  after searching the novel several times to find them, I long since gave
in and copied them down ... so, here they are:

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		    The Possibly Proper Death Litany

"Insofar as  I  may  be  heard by anything, which may or may not care what I
say,  I  ask,  if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have
done  or  failed  to  do  which  requires  forgiveness.  Conversely,  if not
forgiveness  but  something  else  may  be  required  to insure any possible
benefit  for which you may be elegible after the destruction of your body, I
ask that  this,  whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may
be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in
my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may
not  be  yourself,  but  which  may  have  an interest in the matter of your
reveiving  as  much  as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and
which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen."

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"Then into  the hands of Whatever May Be that is greater than life or death,
I resign  myself  --  if this act will be of any assistance in preserving my
life.  If  it  will  not,  I  do  not.  If  my  saying  this thing at all be
presumptuous,  and  therefore  not  well received by Whatever may or may not
care  to  listen, then I withdraw the statement and ask forgiveness, if this
thing  be  desired. If not, I do not. On the other hand ..." (at this point,
Madrak  is  interrupted,  as  his  companion feels the accomplishment of the
objective of Madrak's prayer -- and the preservation of his own life -- will
be better served by getting the hell out of there).

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"Hallowed by  thy  name,  if  a  name  thou  hast  and  any desire to see it
hallowed."

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These three  quotes  taken (regrettably without permission) from the sayings
of  Madrak  the  Preacher, a character in Roger Zelazny's Creatures of Light
And Darkness.


	/dave

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scifi@ukc.UUCP (I.P.Gordon) (05/27/85)

There is also an "Agnostic's Prayer" in _Chapter_House_Dune_ by Herbert.
I won't include a spoiler about it. Read the book to find out.

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		I.P.Gordon aka The Poison Dwarf

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