[net.music] Tom Lehrer and bad lyrics

garyh@iddic.UUCP (Gary Hanson) (10/30/84)

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  Ah yes, Tom Lehrer. One of my favorite songs of his is a tender, sensitive
(but seriously twisted) love song, I Hold Your Hand in Mine, from the 'Songs by
Tom Lehrer' album.
 
I hold your hand in mine, dear
I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite from
Your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear
If you were only here.
But still I keep your hand as
A precious souvenir...
 
To reveal any more would probably be one or more of the following: gross; a
spoiler; a copyright violation. I highly recommend his records, though I doubt
that everyone can appreciate all of his songs.
 
     Gary Hanson  Tektronix IDG
     ...tektronix!iddic!garyh

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