[mod.legal] Officers, but far from gentlemen...

asbed@USC-OBERON.ARPA (Asbed bedrossian) (08/22/86)

 Of people prejudiced, and TA drivers...
 First off, two bits of relevant info about me: I'm 25, American, educated
in Canada and in the States, born in Lebanon, Armenian (therefore Christian)
and I drive a TransAm (because I like the car's shape ok?) which looks like
it is speeding while parked in the driveway. I live in the San Fernando
Valley (Los Angeles) and I commute 30 miles one way, and the commute back
and forth is not the time of day when I feel like doing car-acrobatics.
 At 1:30am exactly two weeks ago I was pulled off the freeway by the CHP for
speeding. The guy came up to my window:
 - Have you had anything to drink?
 - No, I'm just returning from work.
 - What year is your car?
 - 78.
 - Follow this pen with your eyes.
 I did, and he realized I was not drunk.
 - I'm citing you for speeding at 65mph.
 He took my driver's licence from my hand and disappeared in the back before
I could say another word. I wanted to tell him that I had put the car to cruise
at 55mph, and my cruise control gains 3 miles on downhills and loses 3 on the
uphill and even if he caught me at 58-59 I was definitely not doing 65mph.
 After a few moments, I decided maybe I should tell him anyway, so I stepped
out of the car, easy and slow in full view of their lights. Immediately his
partner appeared and said
 - Get in your car and sit down.
 - May I speak to your partner for a second? I said calmly.
 - I said get in your car and sit down NOW! he yelled doggedly.
 - Can I have a word with him before he writes the ticket? I insisted.
 - Get in your car and sit down NOW or I'm gonna arrest your ass for it!
he foamed with anger while brandishing his baton-like flashlight, obviously
ready to beat me to a pulp.
 So i got in and sat down. What was I to do? When the first guy returned to
my window with the ticket, I signed it, then said:
 - Can I talk to you about something?
 - Not just anything.
 - No, not just anything. I think your partner there is being very discourteous
to me and treating me like a drunken criminal for no reason.
 - Going home from work does not mean you can speed.
 - I am not arguing about that.
 He looked at me for 2-3 seconds then went:
 - Where are you from?
 - I live a couple of blocks away.
 - No! I mean where were you born?
 - I was born in Lebanon. But immediately I noticed that was not a friendly
question and added: But I am an American.
 - You're not an American. You're gonna learn that we do things differently
here in america. You know what they do to people like you in Lebanon? They
shoot them don't they?
 I was REALLY taken by surprise here. So I replied:
 - What are you talking about? I am an American citizen. I've been here over
ten years, I was educated here, and before that I was a Canadian. I know how
things are done around here.
 - You're not American. You were not born in California. You're some fuckin'
import, and you're gonna learn how we do things here. If you were caught for
speeding in Lebanon, they'd shoot you, wouldn't they.
 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I don't know what they'd do! why are you being
insulting and discourteous to me?
 He looked at me as if searching for an answer...
 - You're being discourteous to me.
 - What? What did I ever say or do to you?
 He looked again searching for his answer.
 -You were speeding. End of Story. If you have stories to tell, go home to
your... (and here he hesitated for 4-5 seconds searching to see what I look
like I go home to.) your... momma or whoever cares, and tell them. I don't
care.
 And he stuffed my driver's licence and the ticket in my hand and disappeared.
There I was, awake and wondering what had just hit me.

 Now then-
 I realize getting out of my car was a mistake. They're paranoid about this.
But still, that is no reason for this prejudiced, profane conduct. Besides,
how threatening does a 5'6" guy look in front of two 6'+ gorillas?
 I've already complained to the CHP and they're processing my claim. The
guy's supervisor told me he denies the profane words, but has "some
recollection" of the incident, but neither officer can be witness of the
other's words. He told me if my claim's unsubstantiated due to his denial,
then all I can expect is that his record will be marked, but that if he
already has a bad record, the repercussions might be more serious. I still
think the biggest problem is not just his breaking departmental policy by
saying a couple of "profane" words, I think there's the bigger issue of a
prejudiced, immoral jerk being in charge of a gun in the name of the law!
(to top it all, the dweeb is Mexican, you'd think he'd be aware of America's
diverse heritage!)
 I'd like to know what I can expect out of this realistically. Who's
attentions should I bring this to? Who should I complain to? It is really
scary to have the law resting in the hands of a bunch of angry, prejudiced
thugs under the disguise of their uniforms, and to know that these hoods can
simply lie their way out of legal problems, courtesy of their badges.
 I plan to plead not guilty. Will the judge hear me out? What can I expect
out of traffic court, with the officer present under subpoena, beyond maybe
getting off on the ticket? (note how he conveniently cited me for 65mph,
the rule of thumb minimum that the CHP can fight for in a court.)
 I welcome your discussion and advice. I personally am so angry I feel like
nothing less than booting the dweebface from the service will do. What do
you think is my best avenue, how should I go about it?
 And to think MY TAXES (and yours too) go to pay the salaries of assholes
like these! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

Asbed Bedrossian
sdrdcf!usc-oberon!asbed
asbed@usc-ecl.arpa

campbell@maynard.UUCP (08/23/86)

Unfortunately, if you were alone in your car (i.e., no additional witnesses)
then there's probably not much you can do.  I understand this is frustrating,
but they have to bear in mind that an individual might for his own reasons
decide to give the cops, or a particular cop, a hard time.  However, it's
much less likely that such a person could convince a second person to perjure
themselves just to hassle the cops -- especially if they're questioned
separately in a hearing.

The moral?  If you're alone, act like a mouse with cops, no matter how much
it galls.  Remember, they've got guns.

"The best deterrent to crime?  Witnesses."
-- 
Larry Campbell                             The Boston Software Works, Inc.
ARPA: campbell%maynard.uucp@harvard.ARPA   120 Fulton Street, Boston MA 02109
UUCP: {alliant,wjh12}!maynard!campbell     (617) 367-6846

McNelly.OsbuSouth@XEROX.ARPA (08/25/86)

Buy yourself a copy of the book, "Fight Your Ticket", by attorney David
Brown, published by Nolo Press, 950 Parker Street, Berkeley, CA 94710.
This book explains everything you'd ever want to know about how to fight
your speeding ticket, and I mean EVERYTHING from what to do when you're
first pulled over to how to appeal if you lose your case.  Also buy a
copy of the Calif Vehicle Code.  Armed with these two books, as long as
you drive in what you believe to be a safe and reasonable manner (such
as doing 55 on cruise control), you will have a good chance of winning
your case.  I cannot recommend more strongly that you read these two
books, and it would be preferable that you read them BEFORE you get
pulled over, as there are preparations you should make.

I have a question for the readership.  Suppose a cop pulls me over and I
have no witnessess.  Without the officer's knowledge, I tape record the
conversation.  Can I use the tape as evidence in support of my personal
testimony?  In other words, if I give my personal word that the
recording is accurate, is it admissible?  I've always heard that tapes
aren't admissible, but if that's true, then how does the government use
wiretapping tapes in court?

asbed@USC-OBERON.ARPA (Asbed bedrossian) (08/25/86)

>The moral?  If you're alone, act like a mouse with cops, no matter how much
>it galls.  Remember, they've got guns.
>
>"The best deterrent to crime?  Witnesses."
>-- 
>Larry Campbell                             The Boston Software Works, Inc.

Larry, you're right. But come on, how often is it that one has a
"witness" commuting back and forth to work? If things are going to
boil down to my word against his, and addmittedly, his word has more
weight than mine, then why ever plead "not guilty?" It seems like the
judgement has effectively been passed against you at the moment of
citing.

Who's to stop cops from prying on single drivers then, just to
avoid themselves hassles in court?

As for the moral you suggest, it may be fine, but in the face of
prejudice, acting like a mouse will either be ignored or be taken
for rash helplessness. As one person wrote to me (most correspondence
on this topic has been by personal replies so far, and oddly, my
messages to net.auto and ca.general has not (yet) surfaced) I plan to
carry a tape recorder in my left door's pocket.

Asbed Bedrossian
asbed@usc-ecl.arpa
sdrdcf!usc-oberon!asbed