[mod.ai] ai koans

trainor@LOCUS.UCLA.EDU ("Douglas J. Trainor") (01/29/86)

Has anyone heard any good ai koans over the past three years???

    [][]  Douglas J. Trainor
    [][]  a pair of size 9 capri pants

ailist@ucbvax.UUCP (02/10/86)

From: decwrl!decvax!sunybcs!colonel@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (Col. G. L. Sicherman)


	A P.I. who was trying to meet a deadline said to his
	assistant: "Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that
	you're not working!"

	"The computer isn't working," the assistant replied.

	PASK, overhearing them, commented: "Not the assistant,
	not the computer.  The man-machine interface isn't
	working."