[net.sf-lovers] SF-LOVERS Digest V10 #253

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	SF-LOVERS Digest         Tuesday, 9 Jul 1985     Volume 10 : Issue 253
	
	Today's Topics:
	
	                     Books - Blish & Chalker &
	                             The Oz Canon (5 msgs),
	                     Films - Red Sonja,
	                     Television - Star Trek
	
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	Date: 5 Jul 85 10:27:46 GMT
	From: kdale @ MINET-VHN-EM
	Subject: Spindizzies
	
	A few issues ago somebody asked something to the effect of, "By the
	way, what are spindizzies, anyway?"  It's obvious that you have a
	good read ahead of you - _Cities_in_Flight_ by James Blish. 'Nuff
	said.
	
	Keith M. Dale
	(kdale@minet-vhn-em.arpa)
	BBN Comm Corp
	Stuttgart, W. Germany
	
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	From: crash!bnw@SDCSVAX.ARPA
	Date: Fri, 5 Jul 85 15:32:03 PDT
	Subject: Another quote from Jack Chalker
	
	     Regarding the recent discussion about sequels, consider this
	from Jack Chalker's _The_River_of_Dancing_Gods_:
	
	"The Books of Rules, Volume 16, page 103, section 12(d). . .'All
	   epics must be at least trilogies,'. . ."
	
	Bruce N. Wheelock
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	From: shark!hutch@topaz.arpa (Stephen Hutchison)
	Subject: Re: The Oz canon and the film
	Date: 3 Jul 85 01:29:42 GMT
	
	>From: Jerry Sweet <jsweet@uci-icsa>
	>Book 41: a few months ago, I saw a book named "A Barnstormer In
	>Oz", by Philip Jose Farmer (I think--it sounds right, since he's
	>the self-appointed chronicler/perpetuator of a number of
	>"mythologies").  Anyone read it?
	
	Yes, I read the thing.  This is a spoiler, in case anyone cares.
	
	Farmer presents the story of a barnstormer (test pilot?) who
	disappears through a "dimensional gate" which is a few hundred feet
	above ground, open when certain weird electrical conditions are met.
	
	His pilot has no particular personal charm.  This individual
	discovers that Oz is a besieged place ruled by the iron hand of a
	sex-witch (Glinda) who uses her powers to hold off the influx of the
	energy creatures from the desert regions which surround the oasis of
	Oz.  Every once in a while one of the less malevolent energy
	creatures inhabits some mechanism, like the tin statue, or the
	Barnstormer's airplane.
	
	Dorothy is postulated to be a young girl who was accidentally thrown
	into Oz by a tornado, and that Baum was a neighbor who got the story
	from her when she returned later, and adapted it into a series of
	children's fairy tales.  The majority of the story concerns the
	interaction between the other-dimensional Oz and the American
	military.
	
	As usual, Farmer completely destroys the character of the stories,
	making something cheap, tawdry, and mildly pornographic out of the
	mileu of Oz.
	
	Hutch
	
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	Date: Thursday,  4 Jul 1985 03:25:33-PDT
	From: boyajian%akov68.DEC@decwrl.ARPA  (JERRY BOYAJIAN)
	Subject: re: Oz books
	
	I won't repeat the wealth of Oz information that others have so
	eloquently given, but one point remains to be questioned:
	
	> From: mccullough.pa@Xerox.ARPA
	> Another little known fact, visible if you go to a B. Dalton
	> bookstore and look at the recent republishing of Oz books...most
	> were not written by L. Frank Baum, but by another author, and
	> published under Baum's name.
	
	I assume that you refer to the recent Del Rey trade paper reprints
	of some of the Ruth Plumly Thompson Oz books. If so, your "little
	known fact" is dead wrong. They were *not* published "under Baum's
	name" --- the by-line is very clearly Ruth Plumly Thompson. There
	*is* a line referring to the books as "continuing the famous stories
	of L. Frank Baum" or somesuch (I can't quote it directly) and
	granted, it's in type as big as the title or by-line, but that's
	another matter entirely.
	
	--- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, Acton-Nagog, MA)
	
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	From: dcl-cs!jam@topaz.arpa (John A. Mariani)
	Subject: Re: The Oz canon and PJF's "Barnstormer in OZ"
	Date: 5 Jul 85 18:16:17 GMT
	
	hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison) writes:
	>>From: Jerry Sweet <jsweet@uci-icsa>
	>>Book 41: a few months ago, I saw a book named "A Barnstormer In
	>>Oz", by Philip Jose Farmer
	>
	>As usual, Farmer completely destroys the character of the stories,
	>making something cheap, tawdry, and mildly pornographic out of the
	>mileau of Oz.
	
	As usual?
	
	Disclaimer : I haven't read any of Baum's books but I have seen the
	Judy Garland film.
	
	What Farmer does is to look at a fictional place/situation as if it
	was *real*! This implies an adult, rational view of fantastic
	situations i.e.  how *does* the strawman *exist*? I can appreciate
	Baum's readers would be offended, as Hutch above ... but, I found
	the book quite entertaining.  I guess, as always, its up to you, but
	if you want to take a different view of a well-known place, this is
	worth a read.
	
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	From: orstcs!richardt@topaz.arpa (richardt)
	Subject: Re: Re: Aux armes, Citoyens!
	Date: 2 Jul 85 02:55:00 GMT
	
	>...as well as the several Oz books written after Baum's death I
	>don't remember the author's name.)
	
	there were more Oz books written after Baum died than he himself
	wrote.  The author was female(!) and wrote about 18 books, for a
	total of abou t 35 books before 1954.
	                                        orstcs/richardt
	
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	Date: 8 Jul 85 09:41:42 EDT (Monday)
	From: foltman.Henr@Xerox.ARPA
	Subject: Re: Oz Books - Ruth Plumly Thompson
	
	Ruth Plumly Thompson was the niece of Lyman Frank Baum. She used to
	listen to many of the stories that Baum used to tell as she was
	growing up, so she was familiar with the characters.  More
	information on the topic of Baum, Thompson, and Oz can be found in
	The Annotated Wizard of Oz by Michael Patrick Hearn, or from the
	International Wizard of Oz Club, c/o Fred Meyer, Secretary, Box 95,
	Kinderhook, IL 62345. The Baum Bugle presents some interesting
	little known facts on many different subjects.
	                     Mary Ann Foltman (foltman.henr)
	
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	From: ucla-cs!reiher@topaz.arpa
	Subject: "Red Sonja"
	Date: 5 Jul 85 06:56:00 GMT
	
	     "Red Sonja" could be worse, so I can't complain too much about
	it.  Basically, it's a sword and sorcery potboiler, just as I
	expected.  It has some unexpectedly good points and some
	unnecessarily bad ones.  If one likes this sort of thing, the bad
	points won't entirely ruin it.  Oddly, though, some the good points
	won't make too much difference to fans of this sort of film.
	
	     Red Sonja (having very little relation to the character in one
	of Robert Howard's Conan stories) is a woman warrior who seeks to
	avenge the death of her family.  An evil queen slaughtered them all
	when Sonja refused to be her lover.  After the massacre, Sonja meets
	up with something suspiciously reminiscent of Glinda the Good.
	Whatever this special effect is supposed to be, it somehow gives her
	strength to become a powerful swordswoman. While she's off training,
	her sister, who must have missed out on the massacre, is helping
	neutralize a powerful green globe which, unless kept in darkness,
	will shortly destroy the world.  The evil queen bursts in at the
	appropriate moment, slaughters all the priestesses, and steals the
	globe for her predictably nefarious purposes.  Sonja's sister
	escapes, fatally wounded, to the arms of someone who isn't Conan but
	is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who takes her to Sonja, who
	swears to recover the globe, and we're off to the races.  Silly plot
	complications, in the form of a child prince and his loyal protector
	and a romantic subplot between Sonja and Arnie (hindered by Sonja's
	hatred for men and her oath to give herself only to a man who can
	beat her in a fair fight) serve only to pad the film to a sellable
	length, 88 minutes, in this case.
	
	     Bad points first.  Most important is Brigitte Neilsen, who
	plays Red Sonja.  She is beautiful and well trained in the martial
	arts.  Unfortunately, she makes Tanya Roberts look like Katherine
	Hepburn.  Boy, is she bad!  Most unfortunately, laughable as her
	line readings are, she isn't the worst performer in the film.  That
	honor goes to Ernie Reyes, Jr., who plays the young prince.  By the
	end of the film, I was almost praying that his character would be
	killed so that I wouldn't have to listen to him mangling any more
	lines or watch another of his excruciating expressions.  His only
	apparent qualification for the part is a proficiency in martial
	arts, but even in his fight scenes his grating personality comes
	through like fingernails scraped on a blackboard.  The greatest
	disappointment of "Red Sonja", though, has to be the performance of
	Sandahl Bergman.  Ms. Bergman was so good in "Conan the Barbarian"
	that it is saddening to see her give such a bad performance as the
	wicked queen.  I find it hard to convince myself that she is the
	same actress.
	
	     Getting back to Master Reyes, who receives my coveted Clint
	Howard Award for worst new child actor of 1985, even without seeing
	the rest of the year's films, his inclusion points out another flaw
	in "Red Sonja".  I have no doubt that all connected with the film
	found him just as annoying as I did, but I suspect they had no
	choice.  Why?  Because screenwriters Clive Exton and George McDonald
	Fraser wrote a vital part for a kid who could do martial arts, and I
	doubt if any other boy actor was capable of handling this
	requirement.  This is a fundamental error in the script, one of
	many.  Budding screenwriters take note: never write a part that is
	too hard to cast, or you may see your picture ruined by the likes of
	Ernie Reyes, Jr., or, for that matter, by Brigitte Neilsen.  Other
	flaws with the script are lack of inventiveness, poor to mediocre
	dialog, muddled logic, and some outright continuity gaps.  As an
	example of the latter, Sonja is told by the prince's henchman that
	she can get to the wicked queen's domain by a long safe route or a
	short dangerous one.  Naturally, she takes the latter, survives it
	(whoops, a spoiler), and moves on, only to find ahead of her ...
	the prince, who was taking the long route.  I am particularly
	disappointed in Fraser, who writes a fine adventure novel (I
	recommend his Flashman series) and wrote the screenplay for "The
	Three Musketeers" and "The Four Musketeers" some years back.  I
	expected a lighter touch and a bit more imagination from him.
	
	     Richard Fleischer's direction is neither a plus nor a minus.
	He does a competent hack job.  I would have hoped that the son of
	one of the Fleischer Brothers, crazed animators of the 1930s, would
	have had a bit more imagination.  The vacuity of the project seems
	to have sapped out of him whatever ideas he might have had, as it
	did on "Conan the Destroyer".  On the other hand, Fleischer is a
	very old hand on sword epics, going back to "The Vikings" in 1958
	(one of the beloved films of my mispent youth), and the experience
	shows when it comes time to draw the weapons and start hacking
	about.  Moreover, Fleischer deserves a break on the basis of age,
	being nearly 70.  Few directors have the stamina left to do even a
	polite, low key drawingroom comedy at that age, much less a big
	special effects/action film.  Ennio Morricone's score is another
	neutral item, but a disappointment, as it proves that Morricone,
	too, is a mere mortal and cannot be counted on to always come up
	with a great score.
	
	     On the plus side, Arnold Schwarzenegger is really developing a
	flair for this sort of thing.  He starts off a bit shakily, but
	eventually gets on track, giving a convincing enough performance as
	the brawny hero.  He's given less opportunities for humor, a talent
	he began to show in "The Terminator" and "Conan the Destroyer",
	which is a pity.  Paul Smith is fairly good as the young prince's
	bearlike servitor.  Ronald Lacey is superb as the evil queen's
	henchman, giving a nicely calculated performance with just enough
	camp and just enough menace.  It's a pity the picture doesn't use
	him more effectively.
	
	     The swordfights are quite well staged.  They result in
	precisely the maximum amount of blood, severed limbs, and disgusting
	sounds of weapons entering flesh to avoid an R rating.  The effects
	are fair to good, with some shaky matte work, some good, etc.  The
	production design is excellent, really strange and creepy.  Most
	fans of this sort of film will barely notice, but Danilo Donati
	(Fellini's favorite designer) has really done a splendid job in
	created a very foreign environment.  Cinematographer Giuseppe
	Rotunno, another Fellini alumnus, contributes good photography.
	
	     Sometimes I like to speculate about unlikely directors and
	projects.  The presence of Donati and Rotunno makes me wonder what
	"Red Sonja" would have been like if, somehow, producer Dino de
	Laurentiis had persuaded Fellini, his old colleague, to direct it.
	Now that's a movie I'd like to see.  Or how about if George Lucas
	talked Ingmar Bergman out of retirement to make the next Star Wars
	movie?  I consider it a minor tragedy that it is too late to see a
	Luis Bunuel James Bond movie, or a Sergei Eisenstein Friday the 13th
	sequel.  And what, I wonder, would Orson Welles do with "Third
	Blood"?  Alas, producers aren't gamblers and most amateurs don't
	have the sense of humor required to get involved with this kind of
	project, but it's fun to speculate.  Fassbinder could have done some
	very strange things with Indiana Jones, I'm sure.
	
	     But, getting back to the subject at hand, taken as a whole,
	"Red Sonja" is a slightly better than average adventure picture,
	marred largely by dreadful performances in key roles.  Fans of the
	genre will probably like it, non-fans will be unsurprised to hear
	that they might as well skip it.
	
	                        Peter Reiher
	                        reiher@ucla-cs.arpa
	                        soon to be reiher@LOCUS.UCLA.EDU
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	From: orstcs!richardt@topaz.arpa (richardt)
	Subject: Re: "Where no man has gone before"
	Date: 3 Jul 85 06:56:00 GMT
	
	>How likely is it that anyone would send so expensive a ship off
	>into nowhere for 5 years?
	
	Very.  As a general rule, exploration ships fall into two classes:
	unarmed and armed.  Unarmed exploration ships are usually designed
	so that they are so pathetic as to not be a threat to anyone.  Marco
	Polo did this and it worked fairly well, albeit with a few backfires
	along the way.  Armed explorers tend to be armed with the most
	powerful weapons that the society can hand to a non-military ship.
	When you already know of several hostile races in your neck of the
	galaxy, it is far better to assume that the natives will shoot first
	and ask questions later than to lose crews in the nether regions of
	the universe.  For one thing, the appearance of an alien ship is
	usually a dead give-away as to its origin.  Besides this, the
	Enterprise was travelling in regions which were known to have
	Klingon ships running around in them.  In a situation where a nation
	is exploring out from a multinational border, esp. when one of the
	nations is hostile, the explorers had better be armed.  Besides,
	human ships are always armed.  Haven't you read any space opera?
	
	As for naming, I believe most of the visible stars have been named.
	I see no reason to assume that this trend will stop anytime in the
	future.  Man, as a race, is arrogant.  As long as StarFleet sticks
	to names of the form Starname-Planet_#, they're on well established
	ground.
	                                        orstcs/richardt
	
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