SANDER@DEC-MARLBORO.ARPA (08/01/85)
From: Warren Sander <SANDER@DEC-MARLBORO.ARPA> If the Ewoks were ever seen and/or scanned by the Imperial Storm Troopers there would have been a nice big Ewok hunt and they would all be gone from at least that part of the 'forest moon'. Why would a ruthless intersteller force allow even 'cute' and 'harmless' little teddy bear creatures to run around that star empire's number one military installation? The sheild was then the only thing that could protect the Death Star II. They had no problem killing of the Jawa's in Star Wars, why not kill of the Ewoks in RoTJ? Then Luke and company could have come to the aid of the 'poor defenseless teddy bears' and we could have all given a big 'ahhhhhhhhhh' when Luke 'forced' the sh*t out of the big bad storm troopers who were having fun blasting the Ewoks... That would have made an even better Christmas marketing blitz and would have made the Ewok participation in the assault on the force shield more convincing. They would be defending their home against the alien invaders instead of helping out a 'golden monotone storyteller and its friends'!!! What about that? Warren (SANDER @ DEC-MARLBORO.ARPA) --------