victoro@crash.UUCP (10/09/85)
From: crash!victoro@SDCSVAX.ARPA
It has been questioned that the Stormtroopers are the best gunners in the
Galaxy, yet their ability to hit two slow moving droids is appaling.
Please note the following commentary with great historian Obi Won:
Fluke: "It looks like Sandpeople did this all right. Look here are
Gaffi Sticks, Bantha tracks, it's just....
I never heard of them hitting anything this big before."
Augie: "They didn't. But we are meant to think they did. These
tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file
to hide their numbers."
Fluke: "These are the same Jawas that sold us Artedeco and Fourqutoo.
Augie: "And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only
Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
"The Art of Star Wars," Edited by Carol Titelman. Page 52
(A friend suggests that Augie Ben Doggie turns his head away to prevent
showing the grin from the last statement.....)
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