keith@ssc-vax.UUCP (Keith Nemitz) (01/21/86)
I have had enough of the wimpy arguments of which 68000 personal computer is best. I decided after seeing what was available, I bought the new Cray-6000 personal computer. Read and weep suckers! The NEW and terrific/exciting/awesome Cray-6000, designed by that famed bit-brained Johannes Livingston Cray himself will not only make you a believer of the personal computer craze it will change your entire reality frame. Unlike all 'other' PC's before it the Cray-6000 uses high density marble based solid state electronics. Marble is MUCH denser than silicon. Data has less distance to travel due to the extremely dense nature of the hardware, and subsequently results in the fastest processing available anywhere. This speed is guaranteed to process any precision of pi in under two seconds, and it will automatically spool the digits to your Cray Osmosis (tm) printer at the same time! Why count stones, Whet or Dhry, when you can calculate the circumference of the known universe to 1 million places? How 'user-friendly' is it? Well, you can toss away your windows and menus folks. The new Cray-6000 personal computer uses Suggestive EXpressions as the most widely common form of communication between human beings for understanding the exact meaning of your command. Not only will your every wish be fulfilled, but any possible legal hassals will be resolved before the command is executed! Just imagine yourself on the road for days, not having made that important vacumn cleaner sale which will put you on the saleman of the week list, when suddenly you grasp the Cray-6000 from your briefcase (its portable too folks) and in response to your frustrated grip the Cray-6000 builds an entire farm, the gulible farmer and his beautiful daughter before you can recite Newton's third law of motion. Creation is far superior to bit-mapped graphics, and you can stop fondling that stupid cigarette box with a tail too. The styling of the Cray-6000 is superb. Inspired by the craftsman D'Milo, the Cray-6000 is lithsome and smooth. All features of the case are as authentic as the law allows and every Cray-6000 is guaranteed not to cause RF polution or double your money back. Multiple ports are available for third party add ons which can only be described by your imagination, and every conceivable pin-up (make that pin-out folks) is accessible. All of the power and ease and beauty of the NEW Cray-6000 can be yours for only twice the national debt. (We didn't say is was cheap folks, but our floating credit line is just as amazing as the USA's.) You can't afford not to get one, and one for your loved ones as well. THE industry has a long way to go folks. keith A9F4