rcook@uiucuxc.CSO.UIUC.EDU (10/17/85)
Zappa sez:
I am a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
All that we got here is American made
Its a little bit cheesy
But its nicely displayed
We don't have no problems when anything breaks
We get on the phone and we call up some flakes
They rush right over and they break it some more
And we are so dumb their lining up at our door
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-Mick Jagger- hall@beta.DEC (Dan Hall) (10/24/85)
Zappa also sez: "You can't say that" He said "It doesn't, and you can't and I won't and it don't it hasn't it isn't it even ain't and it couldn't it shouldn't" He told me "No No No" I told him "Yes Yes Yes" I said "I do it all the time" Ain't this boogie a mess? Lyrics by Frank Zappa Contributed by Dan Hall
jimmy@scgvaxd.UUCP (J A Raisanen) (10/29/85)
"You can take your medications and your preparations and ram 'em up your snout." "`BUT I GOT A CRYSTAL BALL', she said'" JR
schneider@2littl.DEC (10/30/85)
The Muffin Man is seated at the table of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen. Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers
an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing his spatula
aside proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. He turns to
us and speaks.
"Some people like cupcakes exclusively. I, myself, care
less for them."
Gracefully twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged
icing anointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce green rosette near
the summit of a dense, but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says,
"Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
there is not, nor ought there be, nothing on the face of
God's great earth as that prince of foods - the muffin."
FZ
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{decvax}!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-2littl!schneiderkato@utcsri.UUCP (John Kitamura) (11/01/85)
> > "Some people like cupcakes exclusively. I, myself, care > less for them." Isn't it "I, for one, care less for them."? > > Gracefully twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged > icing anointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce green rosette near substitute "poots" for "puts", please > brought to you by: JSKitamura UUCP: {decvax,linus,ihnp4,uw-beaver,allegra,utzoo}!utcsri!kato
schneider@2littl.DEC (DANIEL SCHNEIDER) (11/06/85)
>> "Some people like cupcakes exclusively. I, myself, care >> less for them." >Isn't it "I, for one, care less for them."? >> Gracefully twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged >> icing anointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce green rosette near >substitute "poots" for "puts", please I've been found out! Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce rubbed up and down between the donkey's legs until he can't come anymore! Daniel Schneider {decvax}!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-2littl!schneider
hall@beta.DEC (Dan Hall) (11/06/85)
>> >> Gracefully twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged >> icing anointment utensil, he puts forth a quarter ounce green rosette near > > substitute "poots" for "puts", please Also substitute "Arrogantly" for "Gracefully", please. Thank you. Respectfully submitted by Dan Hall "There is not, nor ought there be, nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods, the muffin!" --FZ, "Muffin Man"