[net.misc.coke] Don't order "classic"

zben@umd5.UUCP (07/22/85)

I just had lunch in a local pizza place, and tried an experiment.  I asked if
they had "classic".  The counterman hesitated a bit, then said "yes, we have
it in bottles".  So I went ahead and ordered one, thinking maybe they had a
stash of the old stuff in back.

To my chagrin (and the detriment of my work this afternoon, I fear :-) I
actually got a bottle of *beer*, whose name was also "classic"...

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Ben Cranston  ...{seismo!umcp-cs,ihnp4!rlgvax}!cvl!umd5!zben  zben@umd2.ARPA