zben@umd5.UUCP (07/22/85)
I just had lunch in a local pizza place, and tried an experiment. I asked if they had "classic". The counterman hesitated a bit, then said "yes, we have it in bottles". So I went ahead and ordered one, thinking maybe they had a stash of the old stuff in back. To my chagrin (and the detriment of my work this afternoon, I fear :-) I actually got a bottle of *beer*, whose name was also "classic"... -- Ben Cranston ...{seismo!umcp-cs,ihnp4!rlgvax}!cvl!umd5!zben zben@umd2.ARPA