schrei@faust.UUCP (07/22/85)
This will all go down in the annals of hucksterism as the most
legendarily successful sales promotion of all time. Anyone who thinks
otherwise just doesn't understand the brown noise that emanates con-
tinuously from the bullshit machine.
For example, a vending machine with five slots that used to give
one to Coke, will now give two. Market share, being almost linearly
related to market exposure, will then jump from 20% to 40%. The most
brilliant market hype ever!