joe@emacs.uucp (Joe Chapman) (07/28/85)
> Has anybody ever made the mistake of making a Rum and (ack) Pepsi?
My brother, during an alcoholiday in Minnesota, developed a method of
mixing Rum and Pepsi, the results of which I found quite tasty, and
would dare recommend even to the readers of this newsgroup loyal to the
beverage whose consumers would like to teach the world to sing in
perfect harmony.
First, locate a bubbling, rushing stream, pure and free of pollutants.
Easier done in Minnesota than Massachusetts, believe me. Take a twelve
ounce can of Pepsi and open it according to the instructions printed or
embossed thereupon, and expel its contents into the stream.
Now drive or canoe one mile downstream and refill the can with the
Pepsi, which has now been diluted to the proper consistency. Return
chez vous and pour the Pepsi into an ice-cube tray and freeze.
After several hours, take a tall glass and fill with the Pepsi cubes to
chill. Then pour out the Pepsi cubes and fill the glass with rum. My
brother used Myers' for the original concoction, because he somehow got
the idea that ``Ron Bacardi'' was the founder of the Church of
Scientology but that's another story (and another newsgroup).
Cheers.
--
-- Joseph Chapman decvax!cca!emacs!joe
CCA Uniworks, Inc. emacs!joe@cca-unix.ARPA
20 William St.
Wellesley, MA 02181 (617) 235-2600