[net.misc.coke] Important Anouncement About Coke!

kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) (07/17/85)

Coke is garbage.

Pepsi is garbage.

All soft drinks are garbage.

Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.


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Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin

"It's sort of a threat, you see.  I've never been very good at them
  myself but I'm told they can be very effective."

liang@cvl.UUCP (Eli Liang) (07/22/85)

> 
> Coke is garbage.
> 
> Pepsi is garbage.
> 
> All soft drinks are garbage.
> 
> Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.
> 
> 
> ---
> Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
> 

One additional step:  since you posted to this newsgroup, you are garbage.
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paulb@ttidcc.UUCP (Paul Blumstein) (07/22/85)

In article <817@voder.UUCP> kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) writes:
>Coke is garbage.
>Pepsi is garbage.
>All soft drinks are garbage.
>Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.
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>Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin

Thats why the USENET Wizards invented a way to unsubscribe to a news
group.  Use it!

Aside:  If someone isn't interested in a topic, why do they pester the
people who are?  Why do they even read the newsgroup.

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kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) (07/24/85)

 
> Coke is garbage.
> 
> Pepsi is garbage.
> 
> All soft drinks are garbage.
> 
> Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.
> 
> ---
> Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
 

> One additional step:  since you posted to this newsgroup, you are garbage.
>
> --- 
> Eli Liang


   Ahhh!  But you read this newsgroup!  Ergo...

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Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin

"It's sort of a threat, you see.  I've never been very good at them
  myself but I'm told they can be very effective."

csdf@mit-vax.UUCP (Charles Forsythe) (07/28/85)

In article <827@voder.UUCP> kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) writes:
>> ....bogacity....
>> Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.
>> Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
>>> One additional step:  since you posted to this newsgroup, you are garbage.
>>> Eli Liang
>
>   Ahhh!  But you read this newsgroup!  Ergo...
>Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin

So do you! Go drink a Pepsi you palsied buggerer of schoolboys! :-)


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arig@cvl.UUCP (Ari Gross) (08/07/85)

> In article <827@voder.UUCP> kevin@voder.UUCP (The Last Bugfighter) writes:
> >> ....bogacity....
> >> Ergo: This newsgroup is garbage.
> >> Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
> >>> One additional step:  since you posted to this newsgroup, you are garbage.
> >>> Eli Liang
> >
> >   Ahhh!  But you read this newsgroup!  Ergo...
> >Kevin Thompson   {ucbvax,ihnp4!nsc}!voder!kevin
> 
> So do you! Go drink a Pepsi you palsied buggerer of schoolboys! :-)
> Charles Forsythe


Honestly, how worked up can people get over some lousy soft drinks???
May all the vitriolic diatribes and acerbic barbs that have been bandied
about this hallowed net be cast into that evanescent dungheap in the 
sky. 


Ari Gross
CVL