[net.music.gdead] jerry died

cower@columbia.UUCP (Rich Cower) (10/07/85)

why is it always jerry who died? doesn't anybody care about the rest 
of them. i've heard...
phil has leukemia. this is why he is getting thin (like jerry was
just before he died).
bob got electrocuted from all that fancy shit he likes to play with.
brent got killed by his harley - it ran him over.
mikey and billy got hit by a comet.
and where in hell is otis? anyone seen him lately? he was getting on in
years, but hell - that's no reason to die.

....rich