[net.sources.mac] crabs da

hal@ecsvax.UUCP (Hal Hunnicutt) (10/09/85)

Just when you thought it was safe to use desk accessories...

(Strictly for fun from the Red Ryder Support BBS)

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"You see, Elvis can't read contracts.  All Elvis knows is, no Ferrari,
no more rides with the top down." --Sonny Crockett