[net.misc] Zero g scale and barometers

jcz (06/06/82)

It seems to me that it would be possible, just by using
the barometer and no other instrument to get a negative
height for a building.  Air is hot down near the pavement
and cool up around the breazy roof.

This whole discussion reminds of my High School physics
prof. Leon Zyrkle.  A very good teacher.

It also reminds me of a good spoof on physics
which follows:

Several Acamadicians were sitting around the faculty club
discussing ways to turn there various talents to profit.
The subject of horse racing came up and they began to explore
ways to use their knowledge to predict the race.

The chemist proposed certain stimulants, but that was rejected
on the grounds of ethics.  The statistician began to describe
obscure theorems and methods - but soon decended into a fit of
babbling, as was his way.   The engineer wanted to do a wind tunnel
study of several saddle designs and horse breeds, but this was
too expensive.   They turned to the physicist, who had been listening
while playing with his collar, and asked if he had an idea.
A far-away look come into his eye, he leaned back and said,
"Well. . .  Assume a sphereical horse. . ."

yo,  --jcz