brian@digi-g.UUCP (Merlyn Leroy) (06/27/85)
<BOO> Good dog names: I'm surprised no one has come up with "the invisible stalker". The unwitting adventurer decends to your ghost level, doggie in tow. Doggie runs off to play while the victim explores. He enters a room and meets up with his (!) pet. All of a sudden he finds himself being attacked by an invisible stalker - "the invisible stalker hits!" etc. He falls back to the doorway and starts swinging, never seeming to connect! When death comes, he finds he has been killed by a little dog named the invisible stalker. Nasty. This really works! "Foobaz's ghost" also works (not quite as well). For silly names, how about a dog that comes up to you with the message "Michael Jackson's greatest hits!" "Michael Jackson's greatest hits!" Sounds like a K-tel commercial. Merlyn Leroy Ever try calling a shopkeeper names?