[net.misc] hacking song

bradn (06/18/82)

	(to the tune of "A Policeman's Lot" from
	Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance")

When a hacker's not engaged in compilation [compilation]
or single-stepping code in adb [adb]
his/her concept of enlightened conversation [conversation]
is as far removed from coding as can be. [as can be]
One misnomer is as good as any other; [any other]
a "hacker" is the soul who makes things run. [makes things run]
Ah, take one consideration with another [with another]
a hacker's lot is not a happy one.
[A "hacker" is the soul who makes things run, makes things run;
a hacker's lot is not a happy one, happy one.]

Though our lucid comments gush with human feeling [human feeling]
and clearly document each program's works [program's works]
the remote mail system shows no signs of healing [signs of healing]
and nroff still contains annoying quirks. ['noyying quirks]
Our aesthetics we, with difficulty, smother ['culty smother]
when an "rm -r *" must be undone. [be undone]
Taking one consideration with another [with another]
a hacker's lot is not a happy one.
[When an "rm -r *" must be undone, be undone
a hacker's lot is not a happy one, happy one.]

		Brad Needham
		(....decvax!teklabs!tekmdp!bradn)
		Tektronix, Inc.
		Beaverton, OR