jae@hou2g.UUCP (J.ELKINS) (04/02/85)
Dear Folksingers, I was playing in a bar in Chicago once, and they had the best burgers I'd ever had. I went back to the grill between sets to meet the cook, and said, "Charley, where did you learn to make such a great hamburger?" "The penitentiary.....hey, listen, kid, you wanna see something incredible?" "Sure, why not?", I answered. He led me around to where there was a flight of stairs, and when we got to the top we were facing a large cage. In the cage was the largest doberman I've ever seen. I said to Charley, "My God, Charley, what do you feed that thing?" He looked menacingly at me and answered, "Folksingers." Jay "If most things aren't funny, then they're only exactly what they are."