houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts) (03/08/85)
All: "'Cheese is Nice' Superstore", Parking in rear, please use other door. "'Cheese is Nice' Superstore", You'll find the cheese that you're looking for. Mrs. Schmutz (satisfied customer): "After seeing their selection I just don't understand how you could go to any other store in the land. Mozzarella, cheddar, swiss, brie, cream, jack, or blue, their well-trained salespeople find the right cheese for you." (First Chorus) The Manager: "Come on down today to join our Grand Celebration, we're the first store of the kind that uses mass refrigeration! We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda cheese.... We've got your kinda -- All: Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice, Monterey jack at only half the price! Cheese is nice, Cheese is nice, Buy by the block or the single slice! -- Bill Houts (a.k.a. Captain Chaos) Cosmic Color Control tektronix!reed!houts "I claim to be the Kleenex reborn."
purtell@reed.UUCP (Elizabeth Purtell) (03/08/85)
Well, I've always lived by the code that nothing is too sacred to laugh at, and that I would never let anythinng offend me, regardless of whether they were slants against me or my religious beliefs. And this is no exception. But that song, that whole soundtrack, really means a lot to me, Bill... Elizabeth Purtell (Lady Godiva)