dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) (01/13/86)
In article <1843@cbsck.UUCP> swc@cbsck.UUCP (Scott W. Collins) writes: > Q: What car did the Apostles like to drive around in? > A: Acts (somewhere) says that they left in one accord... You have the joke a little convoluted. The original version is: Q: Did you hear the first church met in a Honda? <puzzled silence> A: They were all in one Accord (Acts 2:1). <groans and dirty looks> There's another one along the same line: Q: What kind of car did King David drive? A: The Bible says the "sound of David's triumph was heard throughout the land." Finally: Q: How do you make both Christians and non-Christians mad at you with the same posting? A: Post a joke to net.religion.christian instead of net.jokes. "Don't look at ME. At least *I* cross-posted! Pth-th-th-th-th." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)