keithl (11/04/82)
When I'm busy destroying a Japanese city, I need big meals in a hurry, and nothing satisfies my appetite like a good fast food restaurant. Overall, I prefer the Burger King restaurants, where the clientele are generally fatter and better tasting. The Burger Queens have pleasantly piercing screams, and wriggle nicely on the way down. Those cute little conveyor belts from the broilers make dandy pinky rings, too! MacDonalds, on the other hand (or under the other foot) is open earlier, so that I can eat Egg McMuffin eaters as a quick morning snack. There are usually more customers, so I can get a filling - if lower quality - meal. And each restaurant comes with two golden wishbones to play with after I dine. I would suggest that both these restaurants get rid of those tacky cardboard cutouts of the Burger King and Ronald MacDonald. They get caught in my teeth. Not afraid to sign anything I damn well please... GODZILLA (somewhere!outat!sea@tokyo)