[net.misc] Jerry Lewis memory trick

svw (12/01/82)

What nsc!katic called the Jerry Lewis memory test is what I have heard
of as the Secrtet ancient Tibetan Memory Trick, Secret Password,
and Shopping List, and it goes like this (a one an' a two an' a...)

	One Hen
	Two Ducks
	Three Squawking Geese (quack!)
	Four Limerick Oysters
	Five Corpulent Porpoises
	Six Pairs of Donald Vergo's (?) Tweezers
	Seven Thousand Macedonians in Full Battle Array
	Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Sacred Crypts of Egypt
	Nine Apathetic, Sympathetic, Diabetic Old Men
		On Roller Skates
		With a Marked Propensity for Procrastination
		and Sloth
	Ten Lyrical, Spherical, Diabolical Denizens of the Deep
		who March,
		Crawl around the Corner of the Quow (?)
		On the Quay
		And Feel Quesy at the very same Time.