svw (12/01/82)
What nsc!katic called the Jerry Lewis memory test is what I have heard of as the Secrtet ancient Tibetan Memory Trick, Secret Password, and Shopping List, and it goes like this (a one an' a two an' a...) One Hen Two Ducks Three Squawking Geese (quack!) Four Limerick Oysters Five Corpulent Porpoises Six Pairs of Donald Vergo's (?) Tweezers Seven Thousand Macedonians in Full Battle Array Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Sacred Crypts of Egypt Nine Apathetic, Sympathetic, Diabetic Old Men On Roller Skates With a Marked Propensity for Procrastination and Sloth Ten Lyrical, Spherical, Diabolical Denizens of the Deep who March, Crawl around the Corner of the Quow (?) On the Quay And Feel Quesy at the very same Time.