[net.misc] Another Junk Mail Tactic

dlr (11/29/82)

My method of dealing with the most offensive junk mailers is: wrap a
brick in a brown paper shopping bag, tape the pre-paid card/envelope
to the package, and mail the brick to the advertiser.

					Dave Rosik
					ihuxr!dlr

laurir (12/01/82)

Enough about taping business reply cards to bricks, they won't go any farther
than the first post office.  Here's a junk mail tactic that *really* works:
Go to your post office and get a form 2150, "Notice for Prohibitory Order
Against Sender of Pandering Advertisement in the Mails", fill it out, and
file it.  If the company for whom you file the form sends you *anything*
after thirty days from the filing date, they are in violation of federal
anti-pornography laws and can get fined &etc.  The key to using this
tactic is that "you may obtain an order prohibiting any further mail
from anyone who has sent you an advertisement which you, in your
sole discretion, consider to be 'erotically arousing or sexually
provocative'".  "Your sole discretion" means that if you say you find
ads for leather wallets to be pornographic, nobody can argue with you.
(Quote is from "A Consumer's Directory to Postal Services and Products",
postal publication 201/Oct 1979, page 9, (c) USPS.)
  I've used this to stop delivery of a local weekly "shopper" newspaper
which filled my PO box.  Since the junk is placed in the boxes after
the first class stuff, my Wednesday mail was invariably crushed by the
paper.  Had someone asked why I thought this paper was pornographic,
I would have pointed them to the douche ads, but noone cared.
  -- Andrew Klossner (decvax!teklabs!tekmdp!laurir)

pcmcgeer (12/02/82)

	Does azure!laurir's submission mean that the Moral Majority could be
tried under anti-porn laws if someone filed against them and they ignored
it?  That's a beautiful thought:  Jerry Falwell in the dock of a federal court
on a porn charge.
					Rick.