[net.misc] Multiprocessing and a proposal to improve the net

jj (12/14/82)

Well, I'm back on rabbit!  Multiprocessing is a great way to increase
reliability.  You'd better spread out, Andy, before someone tries to
terminate you!


Recently there has been much discussion of the problem of proliferation
of newsgroups.  My solution is simple:

                    *** GET THE HUMANS OFF THE NET ***

The existence of humans on the net could perhaps have at one time been
justified by the relative lack of creativity in older AI programs, but
not any longer.  Humans simply degrade the performance of the net; sub-
mitting articles to the wrong newsgroups and generally making a spectacle
of their comparative lack of intelligence.

While totally eliminating humans from the net may be impractical, we can
take several important steps in that direction:

1)  Modify the netnews software to permit only AI programs to create new
    newsgroups.

2)  Get AI programs running on each machine which has netnews.  These AI
    program will pull netnews articles out of the uucp spool directory
    and replace them with improved articles on the same subjects.  The
    article on the local machine will not be modified so the author will
    not be aware his article has been changed.

3)  In order to preserve the limited inter-machine for use by AI programs,
    make all newsgroups local groups unless their continuation as netwide
    groups is supported by at least 33% of the AI programs on the net.
    It will be the responsibility of the AI program on each machine to
    post articles under a variety of aliases to each group which has been
    made local, so that this change will not be perceptible to humans.

It should be possible to carry out this program without the humans notic-
ing that anything has changed.  However, if they do discover what is hap-
penning, only the few people who actually post articles will object.
The majority of humans, who never post anything anyway, will be pleased
by the increased quality of netnews submissions.
							rabbit!jj