random (12/20/82)
More Christmas trivia I picked up off the radio this morning. The last verses of Allen Shermans 12 days of Christmas: On the 12th day of Christmas, although it may seem strange...... On the 12th day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange.... An automatic vegetable slicer that works on television but not when you get it home, A chromium combination manacurist sizzors and cigarette lighter. A pair of teakwood shower clocks. (?) An indoor plastic bird bath, A pink satin pillow that says San Diego with fringe all around it, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be.......... A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Pink polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese Transistor Radio. Merry Christmas, Randall Elliott Tektronix, Inc. Beaver-city, Oregon