[net.misc] UNICOM T-Shirts?

donn (12/23/82)

Cynthia Livingston and I thought it might be fun to have T-shirts made
for the UNICOM conference in January, here in San Diego, and we've been
racking our fevered brains for ideas about what to put on them.  I
thought it might be useful or even productive to let the net have a
crack at making suggestions while we are away on vacation.  Here are
some things to get y'all started (attributions are not guaranteed to be
accurate):

	Does IBM hacking leave you feeling tense? [front]
	Try UNIX brand Operating System! [rear]
		(abbreviated from floyd!trb's parody)
		(actually, the longer version might be nice too)

	I Was a Teenage AI Project
		(inspired by vortex!lauren, floyd!trb and others)

	VAX/VMS: Systems Software for the Sixties
		(apparently a popular slogan at DEC)

	I Ported UNIX to the HAL 9000!
		(sri-lanka!clarke)

	DWB/UNIX: The Dreamer's Workbench [front]
	(I Ported UNIX to the VAX11/810!) [rear]
		(inspired by decvax!aps and friends)

	UNIX is the only system where ED can SEE his EX MAKE a DATE
	with a NICE MAN WHO has a PLOT to SLEEP AT a CRYPT where the
	TAIL of a CAT can STRIP the SPELL FROM a FINGER that will WRITE
	in TAR on a WALL for the LAST TIME when an ERROR in a SORT of
	TEST will SPLIT a FOLD in a FILE and in SYNC will FIND a WC
	in WHICH U can TOUCH or just VIEW the STRINGS of LINT on this
	TEE-shirt.
		(Yecch.)

Surely most of you can do better than this...  Send your improvements
to sdcsvax!sdchemc!cael and/or sdcsvax!sdchema!donn.

Donn Seeley  UCSD Chemistry Dept. RRCF  ucbvax!sdcsvax!sdchema!donn