[net.misc] New career opportunity in New York

sdo (02/07/83)

Let's all quit our jobs.  There is a much more rewarding career under
development in New York City, as reported in today's New York Times in
an article entitled:

        "Youths Stealing Subway Tokens by Sucking on Turnstile Slots"

"Some kids are making $50 to $100 (fifty to one hundred dollars for those
programs which munch on dollar signs) a day sucking tokens," said
Hillel J. Valentine, deputy inspector of the Transit Authority Police
Department.

Have to go now.  It's lunchtime.
 
                        Scott Orshan
                        Bell Labs Piscataway
                        201-981-3064
                        houxm!u1100a!sdo

hdt (02/08/83)

Sucking them out of turnstiles?? That sounds hard.
At the Park street Boston MBTA, you simply take them out of the token return.

russ (02/11/83)

#R:u1100a:-28900:kirk:22600006:000:131
kirk!russ    Feb  9 02:37:00 1983

New Jersians are always jealous of New Yorkians.

			A New Yorkian (displaced temporarily)
			Russ Nelson
			...hp-pcd!hp-cvd!russ

guy (02/14/83)

New Jersians are always jealous of almost ANYBODY.  Then again, we ARE the
state that gave you Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, AND Patti Smith...

			A New Jersian (displaced since high school)
			Guy Harris
			RLG Corporation
		(decvax!duke!mcnc!rlgvax!guy)

death (02/15/83)

How can one brag about giving the world Patti Smith and
(ukk) Frank Sinatra??? Bleh!

Now, I can just hear the sound of many fists pounding into many
black-leathered hands at the mention of Dear Frank in any but the
most complimentary light, but if I have to hear "My Way" or
"New York, New York" one more time I'll start hammermurdering 
passers by. Give me "jocko homo" any day over the old fogey!

			-=- death -=-