karn (02/22/83)
Looks like this discussion has mutated into a new topic. Let me relate the remarkable way in which I douse for water: When I feel the need for water, e.g., to wash my hands, take a shower, etc., for some reason I instinctively know where to go. I have this special little room in my house with strangely shaped metal "stars" on the walls. Through the power of Psycho-Muscular-Kenesis (moving objects merely through the sheer power of my mental nerve impulses, with my arms and hands as the "channels" for my Psychic Energy), these stars begin to rotate, slowly at first, then they stop. Simultaneously with this, water magically begins to extrude from a tube near the metal "stars!" Can you top this? So far it seems more reliable than using metal sticks, although once it didn't work when it got real cold outside. My Psychic Energy must have something to do with temperature, but I have to be careful not to try to analyze this too much - I might lose my special Power. Phil