ark (03/20/83)
Relay-Version:version B 3/9/83; site mhb5b.UUCP Posting-Version:version B 3/9/83; site rabbit.UUCP Message-ID:<1251@rabbit.UUCP> Date:Sat, 19-Mar-83 23:09:41 EST Date-Received:Sun, 20-Mar-83 00:21:05 EST Organization:Bell Labs, Murray Hill I just got my new phone book for Elizabeth NJ. The following two ads appear in the section that lists funeral homes: Bad connection? Cut-off? Tell the operator Good friends are for keeps -- CALL YOURS Of course, neither of these is quite as bad as the following two that I have also seen: Miss the ones you love? Call today. Before you dig, call this number toll-free: ...