reg (04/14/83)
Dear Abby, Is it true that in "North Dakota" there is a "weeerd" phenomena that occurs when residents of the town of Trivia, in the "who-gives-a-damn" section, hang their "socks" out to dry under the "peculiar street lights" that are ubiquitously placed at unstategic points. Now some people "religiously" follow this "philosophy" ad nauseum, which includes the religious, areligious, antireligious, and those who are precariously balanced nowhere between - each "preaching" their own vacuous "argumentia" (it is not in the dictionary). Sincerely, for as far as it goes, considering inflation and the impact of inflationary trends and its consequent ramifications, and not afraid to sign with my full title and heraldic charm, although with temerity and timidity, sometimes, I boldly and with reservation exclaim my identity, BARON MUNCHAUSEN PS: I am not really the Baron. I was carried away by the Galactic Trilogy and mentally weary from the bull---- I have been reading in Netnews. PS: If my brief sign-off (I suppose the spelling, structure, and usage of this compound word could touch off a whole series of articles - don't bother, I have it patented, or at lest pending) suggests cuteness, fearlessness, defiance, sophmorism,......., then I have missed my goal, which is to sing the off-tune (another debateable expression) praises of a few "netters", who thrive on filling the net with countless mental masturbations. They will immediately recognize the similarity of content and/or style and are the only ones whom I expect to take umbrage;i.e.; get pissed off.