stone@yale-com.UUCP (06/11/83)
I L O V E J C L
(To: Joan Jett's "I Love Rock 'N Roll")
I saw him sleepin' there by the keypunch machine;
I knew he must have been on since twelve-fifteen.
His keystroke was kinda strong,
And his HASP printout was long,
And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me, yeah me!
And I knew by the end of this song he'd be hacking with me!
Oh baby--
I love JCL!
Put another card in the reader, baby!
I love JCL!
Load another card and hack with me!
I asked for his user-ID and he looked up with a frown;
"It don't matter", he said, "'Cause the system's down!"
The men from IBM
Should have it up by ten,
And then I know that you'll be hacking with me yeah me!
And then I know that you'll be hacking with me!
I love JCL!
Put another card in the reader, baby!
I love JCL!
Load another card and hack with me!
-- Larry Stone (..!yale-comix!stone)
(LCS@YALEVM, bitnet)