krb@hou2b.UUCP (06/10/83)
Does anyone have any suggestions about how to stop snoring??? Karl Barnhardt BTL Holmdel -- hou2b!krb
rwhw@hound.UUCP (06/10/83)
Try waking up!
tower@inmet.UUCP (06/14/83)
#R:hou2b:-2800:inmet:6400013:000:69 inmet!tower Jun 13 17:55:00 1983 Don't sleep on your back. Have plastic surgery on your soft palate.
leichter@yale-com.UUCP (06/15/83)
A guaranteed way to stop snoring: Wake up. -- Jerry (Seriously, though: There is not much you can do about it; try to avoid sleeping on your back, though - a minor help, though how you can manage that through the whole night without tying yourself down is beyond me...)
norskog@fortune.UUCP (06/21/83)
#R:hou2b:-2800:fortune:6700013:000:27 fortune!norskog Jun 20 14:57:00 1983 Put tape over your mouth.
death@yale-com.UUCP (06/24/83)
to stop snoring, open your mouth wide enough to let a radar detector fly in and choke you [sic]. -=- death -=-