[net.misc] Snoring

krb@hou2b.UUCP (06/10/83)

Does anyone have any suggestions about how to stop snoring???
                                   Karl Barnhardt
                                   BTL Holmdel -- hou2b!krb

rwhw@hound.UUCP (06/10/83)

Try waking up!

tower@inmet.UUCP (06/14/83)

#R:hou2b:-2800:inmet:6400013:000:69
inmet!tower    Jun 13 17:55:00 1983

Don't sleep on your back.

Have plastic surgery on your soft palate.

leichter@yale-com.UUCP (06/15/83)

A guaranteed way to stop snoring:  Wake up.
							-- Jerry

(Seriously, though:  There is not much you can do about it; try to avoid
sleeping on your back, though - a minor help, though how you can manage that
through the whole night without tying yourself down is beyond me...)

norskog@fortune.UUCP (06/21/83)

#R:hou2b:-2800:fortune:6700013:000:27
fortune!norskog    Jun 20 14:57:00 1983

Put tape over your mouth.

death@yale-com.UUCP (06/24/83)

to stop snoring, open your mouth wide enough to let a radar detector
fly in and choke you [sic].

				-=- death -=-