[net.misc] "Ad?"

ecn-pc:swc@pur-ee.UUCP (07/01/83)

Seen in the personal column of the Purdue Exponent (or at least
something similar):

Guy looking to meet chick. I am 5'4" 210 lbs. with a purple mohawk.
Am into punk, new wave, apple peelers, and swizzle sticks. Favorite
group is the Flatulence. Girl must be at least 6'0" and 43 lbs. with
crewcut. Should be able to chew gum and walk a tightrope at nearly
the same time. Nosepin optional. Reply to Birdtoe. (P.S. No weirdos,
please)