[net.misc] Jesus H. Christ revisited

ljs@hlhop.UUCP (07/06/83)

As I heard it, the prayer in question began

   Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be Thy name ...

This came, I believe from the same reference which gave the last
verse of the 23rd psalm as

   Surely good Mrs. Murphy will follow me all the days of my life ...

(one gets a mental picture here of this motherly Irish matron
dogging the kid's footsteps.)

These gems were really taken from a book on "out of the mouths of babes;"
children's interpretations of what they heard around them.  It may have
been written by Art Linkletter.

berry@zinfandel.UUCP (07/08/83)

#R:hlhop:-14600:zinfandel:8200047:000:131
zinfandel!berry    Jul  7 09:14:00 1983

Not to mention "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear"!!

Berry Kercheval		Zehntel Inc.
(decvax!sytek!zehntel!zinfandel!berry)
(415)932-6900

laura@utcsstat.UUCP (07/09/83)

Thanks to my mother, a very silly person, I got in trouble in grade 1.
(well, I got in trouble in grade 1 a lot, but this one was directly
attributable to my mother).

She always sang "While shepherds washed their socks at night"
instead of "While shepherds watched their flocks at night". I complained
to the teacher that she was singing the words wrong that December...

Laura Creighton
utcsstat!laura

filed01@abnjh.UUCP (07/13/83)

The well known prayer for travelers states:
 ... and lead us not into Penn Station.

death@yale-com.UUCP (Doctor Death) (07/15/83)

Also not to mention " Lead On, O Kinky Turtle ", one of the 
great war-horse hymns.

			i also do hymns
				-=- death -=-