dno@cvl.UUCP (David Oskard) (08/25/83)
If you just unroll the entire roll onto the floor when you first put it on, then it will be unnecessary to worry about your pet cat/dog/gorilla/tasmanian devil/kid unrolling it. You may have to worry about them trying to put it back on the roll, but after a while the whole family will get used to it. And if you're worried about disease and all those wonderful little bacteria, the toilet paper can be coated with contact poison to effectively handle that problem. Nuclear explosives can also do the trick! Long live the Jiffy John! :-O<"Ha! Ha!"> David