[net.misc] toilet paper again

dno@cvl.UUCP (David Oskard) (08/25/83)

	If you just unroll the entire roll onto the floor when you first
put it on, then it will be unnecessary to worry about your pet
cat/dog/gorilla/tasmanian devil/kid unrolling it.  You may have to worry
about them trying to put it back on the roll, but after a while the
whole family will get used to it.  And if you're worried about disease
and all those wonderful little bacteria, the toilet paper can be coated
with contact poison to effectively handle that problem.  Nuclear
explosives can also do the trick!             

Long live the Jiffy John!		:-O<"Ha! Ha!">


					David