dbb@fluke.UUCP (Mr. Pither) (09/11/85)
Try this with the first major key melody of the 1st movement to Schubert's 8th (unfinished) symphony: "This is the Symphony that Schubert wrote but never finished..." Then there's the 3/4 (3rd?) movement of Tchaikovsky's pathetique: "Once I was a virgin, now I am a whore..." One of the Mozart symphonies (I forget which) has the melody for this: "Old Mozart's in the closet; let him out, let him out, let him out..." Oops. Isn't this net.jokes? :-) -- Dave Bartley UUCP: {decvax,ihnp4}!uw-beaver! John Fluke Mfg Co. {sun,allegra}! fluke!dbb Everett, WA USA {ucbvax,hplabs}!lbl-csam!